Elena was helping Michelle fix lunch the other day. In their discussion, Elena said proudly, "I know something that rhymes with corn! PORN!"
Michelle, swallowing her initial shock, asked Elena what she thought that meant.
"It's like juice, when you pour it. I porn the juice in my glass yesterday."
Michelle, breathing a sigh of relief, explained that the word is "poured," and that perhaps another word to use should be "horn."
Whew! That was a close one.
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